Friday, September 20, 2013

Typing into the Fray

Disclaimer: Please understand that neither I, nor any part of this blog should be considered a substitute for any self-help books which may or may not be readily purchased online or checked-out from your local library (for those of you who still remember that is an actual place you can visit offline).

Mainly, I wish to help wayward, stuck, struggling, and just starting-out-newly-minted-writers.  If that is not you - great as I can always offer completely erroneous information on subjects I know nothing about, such as the reproductive systems of the Cuttlefish. (That's a lie, I know everything there is to know about that reproductive system but I cannot do it justice without my PowerPoint presentation.)

I always encourage others to chime in as long as you are not a harbinger of either: discouragement or profuse profanity.

Further I claim that no more than 5 - 15% of what I tell you is correct at any given time.

Conversely, I always strive for 100% procrastination from whatever you are currently doing.

Am I qualified to do any of this? Qwertifiably.  Of course I am... just as anyone can give guidance or advice as long as they don't misrepresent who they are.  Therefore: I am nobody who knows nothing.  Read at your own risk.  Oh, and welcome.